![]() ![]() He cautions that they’re for her ears and ears only and that she should wear the silver satin dress because duh, that’s her theme for the night. Who knew Dakota could be so funny? And who knew that that was just the beginning of Darker’s sprinkles of wit? Before Ana finishes getting dressed for the ball, Christian gives her a second gift, a pair of silver earrings. It was the kind of laughter that roughly translated to, That was fucking fantastic. When she sees the balls, Ana has the most Ana reaction: “I’m not putting those up my butt.” Feel free to get back to me about your fellow audience members, but the majority of the theater I was in erupted in pure joy and laughter, and not the laughter that’s nasty, critical, or cruel. The scene is also one of the film’s best because it manages to sneak in a funny moment between our lead lovers. It’s Ana and Christian as they should be. ![]() Thanks to sexy cuts, the scene follows the balls’ quick journey from Ana’s mouth to Christian’s hand before settling into their temporary home for the evening. Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson make it look fun. While the book is devoted to explaining in great detail what Ana and Christian must do before the balls are ready for use - making them (even Christian) sound like they’re reading from an Ikea manual - the film gets right into it. Ben Wa balls are also known as vaginal balls and are used for sexual stimulation because IDK, teasing is fun sometimes and Christian is really into teasing. I am of course talking about the Ben Wa balls Christian asks Ana to wear to his parents’ masquerade charity ball. Two of those things are silver, shiny, and possibly quite cold. Fifty Shades Darker readers have many things to look forward to in James Foley’s film adaptation, out Friday. ![]()
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